Wednesday, January 26, 2011

.::Lighter {Asuma Sarutobi}::.


“________! ________!” Asuma cried out, digging his hands around in drawers and couch cushions. “________, where are you?!”

His fiancĂ©e, ________, finally called back to him from the bed room. “What?!”

“Have you seen my lighter? I can’t find it!” he crawled around on the floor a little, looking under tables and chairs, digging through cabinets and even the fridge. When no reply came he decided to go up to the bedroom to see what was keeping her.

As soon as he walked in the door he came across candles galore, all lit, and the first thing that ran through his mind was, Did she use my lighter for this?
 And then he saw her, sitting on the bed in lacy lingerie and a smirk. Then he saw what he wanted: the lighter! She waved it around and with her pampered fingers and then dropped it into her panties. “Come get it, big boy.”

Asuma cocked an eyebrow and smiled.

.::Sloth {Shikamaru Nara}::.


“Wake up.” she called out. “Shikamaru, wake up. Wake up damn it!” Her hand made hard contact with the back of the face-planted boy’s head.

“Wha~?” Shikamaru drawled, one of his hands waving her off.

His girlfriend of eight months, ________, perched her hands on her hips and scowled down at him, “Get up. You have to go meet with Ino and Choji.” She listened to her boyfriend groan again.

Honestly, though, she was doing everything in her power to keep from pouncing on the naked chunin. Shikamaru had always been too lazy to put his boxers back on after sex. Especially when the sex was good. Good enough to put him into a sleeping coma.

________ smacked him again. “Uuuugh.” Shikamaru turned his head and looked up at her with half-lidded eyes. “Who died and made you boss?” he slurred.

“Your mom.” she hissed, “You know damn well that your mom told me to look after you while she and your father were gone, Shika. Now get off your lazy ass and get dressed!”

There was a long pause until, “I have a proposition.”

Oh, this was going to be good.

“We have sex, and then I’ll get up.” ________ scoffed and rolled her eyes. Arms crossed, she shuffled towards his bedroom door.

“Screw you, Shika.”

“Yeah, I know. That’s what I said.” he chuckled, planting his face back into the pillow.